He Says, She Says

She’s been feeling very very sleepy and tired and lethargic the whole day. She went home straight after the training at 5:30, had 2 half-boiled eggs and is now ready to go to bed.

So, He’s looking for a babydoll, eh? She can help Him but She gotta know what colour He or the gf likes. Black? Pink? Red? Those are the colours of the season… The last time She checked out LaSenza last weekend, there were some nice see-thru ones…but not as nice as the ones She showed Him last time, the pics.

Did She tell Him that She bought one for Herself a couple of weeks back? Pink silk, short short one and at the side of the slit, got ribbon summore At that time, She bought it bcos She was upset with Chris…

Anyway, if He needs Her to help Him look for the hottest babydoll around, tell Her fast fast

Christmas is just less than 2 weeks away!!!

Oh BTW, She loves the x’mas deco at MidValley… ahhh… nice nice White Christmas… if only She could be in NYC during this season… would have been a dream come thru…

So, She’ll go dreaming now…..

Hmmm… what should She write eh? Quite a bit of things on Her mind but it feels like the mind is not cooperating… must be the lack of zzzzz’s!

Maybe She could start with last Friday…

Last Friday, She chatted with a blogger who blogged anonymously. It’s just like how She knew Him from His blog, just like how She knew Evie from his blog. Ahhh… it’s always the comments She left which made them come to Her for more LOL…

So, She’s been reading this guy, Stingray’s blog for about a week or so, courtesy of pps. She started communicating with Stingray in his comment area. So, last Friday night, they ‘met’ online for the first time.

Darn… another younger chap… in a 1yr+ relationship with the gf. At first, it started innocently and all and since he wanted to remain anonymous, no name was exchanged. After they learnt about more of each other, he asked for Her pic. She ain’t gonna give no one no pic if She didn’t know who the other person is. So, he suggested they exchange pics.

She thought, fine, fair enough, so pictures were exchanged.

He looked … how should She put it… manly? LOL…

He sent Her a pic of him and the gf. Come to think of it, he looks pretty predatorious LOL. *scared scared*

The next thing he told Her, he likes girls like Her…plump and big boobs. *gasp* Big boobs??? Where where???

And that spiced up their chat. They started chatting around midnight and at about 2plus, he actually asked if he could come over to Her place bcos he was darn horny. Earlier, She mentioned that She’s home alone that night and he’s not staying very far away from Her. By that time, She was actually very sleepy and had problems keeping Her eyes opened! LOL. So She politely (yeahlah, She’s a polite person, ok!) declined and said that the time’s not right…

He asked a few times if She was sure…

She said, yes, She’s sure.

Wonder if She’d agree if it had been earlier… So in the end, he told Her that he’s gonna jerk off in front of Her pic LOL. Yeah right!

Oh oh… he also offered to shave Her southern valley because he said that he’s a ‘pro’ cos he always does it for the gf. And he’s gonna do it FOC for Her. (A random question : Do all men like their women’s bushes nicely trimmed, au naturel-ly thick or bush-free?)

They ended the chat around 3am. And that was the last time She saw him since. Later on, he blogged about their chat and mentioned how a bad thing it was when the dick does the thinking instead of the brain…

You think all men think like that? Perhaps the diff is just a matter of whether they do it, or they don’t do it. What’s similiar is, they WANT it! And they want it real baaad…

Now, after this, She wonders if He would hantam Her pulak… Alah, don’t care la… after fight, can kiss and make up That’s the best part!

And last night, this other new Chris who chatted Her up also sorta tempted Her into xxx talking. But She was not so keen because he didn’t impress Her much LOL. And he’s a 40+ year old man. Most probably the type who’d “expect” the ladies to suck him high LOL. He initially wanted to meet Her tonight but She can’t cos She’s got yoga class. Thank god for yoga class! LOL.

And this morning, surprise surprise! She received an SMS from Ben!!!

Who’s Ben?

Ben is the last guy who had Her last April. She told Him about Ben sometime ago and somehow, He didn’t like him when She told Him that Ben always ask Her to blow him. (Yeah, it’s THAT Ben)

So, when She received Ben’s SMS, She thought, “Oh dear, he’s horny,” because that’s what happened each time he contacts Her, it means he’s horny and needs a fix. They exchanged a few SMSes and he asked Her if She had been naughty lately. She said, no. He didn’t buy it at first but it didn’t matter to Her la. Luckily today, he didn’t ask if She’s free tonight. She finds it a bit difficult to say No to people. And how could She say no to xxx since She’s so deprived of it? Right? Right??

She could use some endomorphines in her system…

So there you have it. The 3 ‘potential’ bedmates.

Dammit. When’s Her prince charming coming to sweep Her off Her feet???